**the mountain man would like to state in advance that he was just eating a grapefruit, and was not actually watching the show which this comment is in reference to.**
Mama was watching Dr. Phil.
He said something about trying make a woman do something she doesn’t want to do is like “trying to baptize a cat”
“yeah!” said the mountain man, “that’s because cats don’t have SOULS!”
Mama: silence, confusion.
“oh wait, I think he meant because cats don’t like water.”